Absurd Warnings
Chocolate: Warning! Very addictive could cause weight gain or/and diabetes.
Phones: Caution! Tend to take up a load of my time. Not a good present if you want your children to socialize with you.
Fire extinguisher: Warning! May look fun to use but can be quite heavy. Can leave a bruised foot if dropped.
Paper: Use paper at your own risk. Can cause painful paper cuts.
Cats: Caution! Don't underestimate their cuteness for they can be vicious beasts when provoked. Beware these adorable animals can cause scratches on your furniture as well as on yourself. Be prepared to find a dead mouse, bird, fish, or any other small animal your cat can get its paws on.
Books: Beware extremely boring for some, if you like reading books then you will find yourself addicted quickly.
Alcohol: Caution!!!! Can be addicting to some. If had too much can cause you to throw up, have terrible hangovers, and to do stupid things. Keep out of reach of children!
Doritos: Not recommended if eating in a quiet place unless you want everyone looking at you. The wrapping can be very noisy as well as the chips.
Tree: Trees do not pull the leaves off the tree. Trees give you oxygen to keep us alive, we should be thankful that. Beware they have feelings too!!
Vivid: Beware this is not a whiteboard pen! This can not be easily erased. Is not edible and will not be very tasty.
ELLA! I am laughing out loud in class as I read these! I especially like the one about not dropping the fire extinguisher on your foot! Very amusing. Which one did you enjoy writing the most?
ReplyDelete