Absurd Warnings

Absurd Warnings

Chocolate: Warning! Very addictive could cause weight gain or/and diabetes.

Phones: Caution! Tend to take up a load of my time. Not a good present if you want your children to socialize with you.

Fire extinguisher: Warning! May look fun to use but can be quite heavy. Can leave a bruised foot if dropped.

Paper: Use paper at your own risk. Can cause painful paper cuts. 

Cats: Caution! Don't underestimate their cuteness for they can be vicious beasts when provoked. Beware these adorable animals can cause scratches on your furniture as well as on yourself. Be prepared to find a dead mouse, bird, fish, or any other small animal your cat can get its paws on.

Books: Beware extremely boring for some, if you like reading books then you will find yourself addicted quickly. 

Alcohol: Caution!!!! Can be addicting to some. If had too much can cause you to throw up, have terrible hangovers, and to do stupid things. Keep out of reach of children!

Doritos: Not recommended if eating in a quiet place unless you want everyone looking at you. The wrapping can be very noisy as well as the chips.

Tree: Trees do not pull the leaves off the tree. Trees give you oxygen to keep us alive, we should be thankful that. Beware they have feelings too!!

Vivid: Beware this is not a whiteboard pen! This can not be easily erased. Is not edible and will not be very tasty.

🌳Orienteering🌳

What is orienteering?
Orienteering is navigating using a map and a compass.

How do you do it?

Using navigational skills to find different points.

What do you need?
Map
Compass

What do you need to bring?
Special equipment is not necessary; just wear clothes and shoes suitable for walking or running. If the weather is cold or wet make sure you have enough clothing.

Crazy Lyrical Dialogue

"Count my cards, watch them fall," Jack said as he lowered his cards. His voice shook as he accepted his defeat, he stood up and left the casino leaving his earnings behind at the blackjack table. A black Toyota pulled up in front of the casino. The Toyota blended into the night sky. "Get in, we are going to the zoo!" the familiar voice shouted. "Who are you" Jack questioned. "Its ya pal Ross," he said as he leaned out the open window of his Toyota. Jack ran up and opened the door to the front seat and slammed the door shut. "Why are we going to the zoo," Jack said. "Because I bet that you lost all your earnings while in the casino, I imagine you would want some cheering up, plus the zookeeper is very fond of rum so he should be passed out by the time we get there anyway," Ross said. Ross and Jack exited the car and ran past the past out zookeeper to the back of the zoo. Ross sat on the fence throwing chunks of leftover hotdog into the lion enclosure. One of the lions devours it while the other lions stood there eyeing the two men. "Welp another one bites the dust," Jack said as he sat there looking over the zoo. "Thanks for this" Jack whispered.


Song name: You should see me in a crown, by Billie Eilish
Lyric: Count my cards, watch them fall

Song name: At the zoo, by Simon & Garfunkel
Lyric: the zookeeper is very fond of rum

Song name: Another one bites the dust, by Queen
Lyric: another one bites the dust

My thoughts about making a balance toy

For the past term and a half, we have been working on a

balancing toy. Sadly for a few including me did not finish. I found I spent too much time cleaning up my work when I would of spray painted it anyway. 

What I enjoyed most about creating the toy was when I drilled the holes into the base. 

What I learned from the experience was how to use them automatic saw. I although it looks terrifying I found it was easy to use.

The part I felt was most challenging for me was using the time I had wisely. I got better at using the time I had as it got nearer to the date it was due.

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Choice Board

Favourite Actor

For the choice board, I have chosen to write about my favourite actor. For this, I need to make a presentation about my chosen actor. The person I want to write about is Johnny Depp.

My Six Sentence Story

Shapeshifter

Once upon a time, there was a small boy named Crimson. Crimson lived in a cottage with his family in the middle of a thick forest. Crimson was not normal he was a shapeshifter, he could shapeshift into anything he thought of like change his features, as well as being able to transform into a dragon, wolf, and any other animal he desired. One day Crimson got captured by a crazy scientist who wanted to steal Crimsons power. Crimson felt scared and worried about what was going to happen to him. The next day when the scientist came in for his daily testing Crimson transformed himself into a mouse and scurried across the floor and into the sewers, he managed to escape in one piece and got home safely.

Weather with you

Her black hair lay on her shoulders as she crouched in front of her bedroom window, she stared blankly out the window watching rain roll down her window, flashes of light struck the ground followed by a grumble. Her face was lifeless, her blue eyes were no longer glowing with happiness but were dark with sorrow and regret. Beneath her eyes were red and puffy, her tears slowly rolling down her freckled cheeks. Her blossom shaped lips trembled as she cried. She wore oversized black clothing with a blue bow clipped to her hair.